"So, what's a nice girl like you doing out on the town all by yourself?"
"Painting it red. I'm starting with pink and working my way up."
"You have a boyfriend?"
"No, just a hole where my heart used to be. Just as well. The beating sound was annoying me anyway. Now I can at least concentrate on my reading."
"What are you reading?"
"The Lorena Bobbitt Story."
"You're a beautiful woman, you know that? What's your secret?"
"You take salt baths?"
"No, I cry salt tears. See this pink squirrel? It's my chaser."
Well, that's it for this post, Soulmates. Don't be a stranger. And remember...if someone offers you food followed by the statement "I'm just going to throw it out anyway", just step aside and give them a clear shot at the trash can. You'll sleep better for it. Til next time. xoxoxxoxoxoxxo